It's a new world in college athletics. NIL money is flowing like the green sea (get it?). But there are certain deals that, you would think, would be no-brainers. This is our list of the Top 5 Missed Out NIL Deals for current LSU Football Players.
#5 Tre'Mond Shorts - Chubbies
Wouldn't this commercial be hilarious? I mean look at this man. What a missed marketing opportunity to get a large ass man into some skinny frat shorts.
Chubbies....PAY THIS MAN!!!
#4 Jack Mashburn - SmashBurger
I know that the only SmashBurger in town closed, but they should do this anyway.
Jack Smashburn would be a perfect fit.
Hey SmashBurger...PAY THIS MAN!!!
#3 Jack Bech - Louisiana Travel
I understand that the lyrics in the song are not "wholesome," but grow some nuts and let this man grow his brand with the entire state of Louisiana.
"Bech, I'm From Louisiana, and You Could Be Too!"
State of Louisiana...PAY THIS MAN!!!
#2 Major Burns - Boudreaux's Butt Paste
We've all been there, amirite? A little chaffing can ruin you whole damn day. Major Burns is blessed with a fantastic name and it should be monetized. What better brand than Boudreaux's Butt Paste? And they are from Louisiana.
Hey Boudreaux's....PAY THIS MAN!!!!
#1 Myles Brennan - Sperry
Can we get this man some non-slip shoes for Christ's Sake?? After the "incident" last year, Sperry should jump right in and sponsor Myles with non-slip Sperry's for life. Look at this kid. He was meant to wear Sperry's.
Hey Sperry......PAY THIS MAN AND GET HIM SOME NON-SLIP SHOES!!!!