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I am better than Boris Johnson.

Boris Johnson's Backward Backward Free Throw:

At the end of the day, Boris had home field advantage. Boris also used two hands on his free throw ,which ultimately showed a lack of pure confidence. I do have to give Mr. Johnson a round of applause for making this shot in a full suit, but the lack of confidence and lack of pressure is what makes me believe that I am better than Boris Johnson at making backwards free throws.

My Backward Free Throw:


I showed up to my rival's home court (USF Bulls) and pulled a Trojan horse strategy by making them think I was one of them ,before ultimately revealing that they had been cheering for the enemy the whole time. I believe I am better than Boris for several reasons. The first reason is that my confidence level was shown to be way higher than in Mr. Johnson's shot. The second reason why I believe I am better at shooting backwards free throws is because I shot my shot with only one hand. My third and final reason why I believe I am better than Boris Johnson at making backwards free throws is simply because I made my shot in front of way more people than he did.




This only leaves me with two questions for the reader:

  1. Who do you think is better at making free throws (Boris or Myself)? (Comment down below)

  2. Will where does this land on the DGI scale?

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