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What are three current and or former SEC mascots that you could beat in a fight?
My response to this question in descending order:
3. Elephant (University of Alabama)
Reasons why I know I can defeat an elephant:
The Internet tells me I can.
There are no elephants in Alabama.
Tatertot's Game plan to defeat an elephant:
Elephant Running Away:
2. Landshark (University of Mississippi)
Reasons why I know I can defeat a Landshark:
They don't exist
Sharks hate being punched in the nose, trust me wikipedia told me this so therefore it must be true.
Sharknado is one of the greatest movie series of all times. Sharknado is of course a fiction movie series therefore this means that Landsharks are not real. If Landsharks are not real this means I can defeat a Landshark.
Tatertot's Game plan To Defeat a Landshark
1. Green Waves (Tulane University)
Reasons why I can defeat a Green Wave:
Waves are just slightly larger puddles that move
Tatertot's Game plan to fight a Green Wave:
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