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Question Asked:
What are three current and or former SEC mascots that you could beat in a fight?
My response to this question in descending order:
3. Elephant (University of Alabama)
Reasons why I know I can defeat an elephant:
Reason #1:
The Internet tells me I can.
Reason #2:
There are no elephants in Alabama.
Tatertot's Game plan to defeat an elephant:
Me:
Elephant Running Away:
2. Landshark (University of Mississippi)
Reasons why I know I can defeat a Landshark:
Reason #1:
They don't exist
Reason #2:
Sharks hate being punched in the nose, trust me wikipedia told me this so therefore it must be true.
Reason #3:
Sharknado is one of the greatest movie series of all times. Sharknado is of course a fiction movie series therefore this means that Landsharks are not real. If Landsharks are not real this means I can defeat a Landshark.
Tatertot's Game plan To Defeat a Landshark
1. Green Waves (Tulane University)
Reasons why I can defeat a Green Wave:
Reason #1:
Waves are just slightly larger puddles that move
Tatertot's Game plan to fight a Green Wave:
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