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Crawfish Boil Conversations : Three current and former SEC mascots I could beat in a fight

(**At a crawfish boil in the heart of the Louisiana Bayou this conversation was had, please enjoy the first "Crawfish Boil Conversations." )


Question Asked:
What are three current and or former SEC mascots that you could beat in a fight?


My response to this question in descending order:

3. Elephant (University of Alabama)

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Reasons why I know I can defeat an elephant:


Reason #1:

The Internet tells me I can.



Reason #2:

There are no elephants in Alabama.


Tatertot's Game plan to defeat an elephant:

Me:

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Elephant Running Away:


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2. Landshark (University of Mississippi)




Reasons why I know I can defeat a Landshark:


Reason #1:

They don't exist

Reason #2:

Sharks hate being punched in the nose, trust me wikipedia told me this so therefore it must be true.


Reason #3:

Sharknado is one of the greatest movie series of all times. Sharknado is of course a fiction movie series therefore this means that Landsharks are not real. If Landsharks are not real this means I can defeat a Landshark.



Tatertot's Game plan To Defeat a Landshark

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1. Green Waves (Tulane University)

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Reasons why I can defeat a Green Wave:

Reason #1:

Waves are just slightly larger puddles that move


Tatertot's Game plan to fight a Green Wave:







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